In which a bunch of earnest dudes try to chat up notorious twitter robot “Horse_ebooks”Tumblr (3.0; @okcebooks)http://okcebooks.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/75bbe7c6a9ec7a33213349eaf72fc397/tumblr_mlvdl5H0oi1s460fko1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>via phallocentricfascism</p>http://okcebooks.tumblr.com/post/49011840376http://okcebooks.tumblr.com/post/49011840376Sat, 27 Apr 2013 11:35:47 -0400<p>I’m still alive but as I have a dissertation to write etc I won’t be able to spend my days pretending to be a horse pretending to be a girl on the internet for the next few weeks</p>http://okcebooks.tumblr.com/post/48352684083http://okcebooks.tumblr.com/post/48352684083Fri, 19 Apr 2013 08:48:32 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fdeef3980b48157cc1456043d4085d11/tumblr_mli5w5Nle91s460fko1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://okcebooks.tumblr.com/post/48352623985http://okcebooks.tumblr.com/post/48352623985Fri, 19 Apr 2013 08:46:53 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8924f59abf0bf88b2916e72410b7adba/tumblr_mjywbwO5HG1s460fko1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>please do not reply with offensive suggestions or epithets</p>http://okcebooks.tumblr.com/post/45840830152http://okcebooks.tumblr.com/post/45840830152Wed, 20 Mar 2013 12:26:20 -0400okcokcupidyou are well twisted<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b053bedf4ea12248457e2754a5982539/tumblr_mjs6lmkqCf1s460fko1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>via trilldog. go to the gym, become a golf ball</p>http://okcebooks.tumblr.com/post/45699959657http://okcebooks.tumblr.com/post/45699959657Mon, 18 Mar 2013 17:32:43 -0400okcokcupidsubmissionyou amuse me<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/18f3a167e10a7f57b283fd3d72404043/tumblr_mjo4ooHbbJ1s460fko2_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>via curliestofcrowns. ok so</p>http://okcebooks.tumblr.com/post/45493371812http://okcebooks.tumblr.com/post/45493371812Sat, 16 Mar 2013 08:45:41 -0400okcokcupidsubmissionsomething hard and expensive<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f634a925c505b6d3564be5207be4351a/tumblr_mjg0776wCH1s460fko1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>he’s honest at least</p>http://okcebooks.tumblr.com/post/45017083822http://okcebooks.tumblr.com/post/45017083822Sun, 10 Mar 2013 07:35:31 -0400okcokcupidsmooth cream<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f8f802e40c91944c82dadbf131ee9920/tumblr_mjerqyL0p31s460fko1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>muhaaaw</p>http://okcebooks.tumblr.com/post/44959256433http://okcebooks.tumblr.com/post/44959256433Sat, 09 Mar 2013 14:35:22 -0500okcokcupidno money no honey<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b150e2db92ddf7ece39d5960b084a320/tumblr_mjcwj9Xven1s460fko1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>spank you like a disobedient avocado</p>http://okcebooks.tumblr.com/post/44875019836http://okcebooks.tumblr.com/post/44875019836Fri, 08 Mar 2013 14:23:33 -0500okcokcupidactually yeah i do get messages just like that the whole time whats up with that<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/82635d59dd0005030c4a69b8520f22f3/tumblr_mjcoojUVTb1s460fko1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>no that would be plain wrong</p>http://okcebooks.tumblr.com/post/44865602152http://okcebooks.tumblr.com/post/44865602152Fri, 08 Mar 2013 11:33:55 -0500okcokcupidactually the modern cow horse is rather slow<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f763ee2e591f03bc0af25619b1a1ee31/tumblr_mjcexcFlzi1s460fko1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Dude!</p>http://okcebooks.tumblr.com/post/44856668376http://okcebooks.tumblr.com/post/44856668376Fri, 08 Mar 2013 08:03:12 -0500okcokcupid<p>Cards will Appear in a variety</p>http://okcebooks.tumblr.com/post/44171714812http://okcebooks.tumblr.com/post/44171714812Wed, 27 Feb 2013 18:10:15 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8482304e62d5116ff2114823f5dabc6c/tumblr_min2cgco951s460fko1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>dude what the fuck</p>http://okcebooks.tumblr.com/post/43742685972http://okcebooks.tumblr.com/post/43742685972Fri, 22 Feb 2013 15:31:28 -0500okcokcupidself-described nice guy<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f10aeda0105b738ffb46f32a0fc212e2/tumblr_mimwmuddtN1s460fko1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>confirmed: rocket piano IS the Ultimate Piano</p>http://okcebooks.tumblr.com/post/43735113377http://okcebooks.tumblr.com/post/43735113377Fri, 22 Feb 2013 13:28:06 -0500okcokcupidtrash means yes<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fdc494f5329ab7c596edc1cd93d762a0/tumblr_mikaoiI4rv1s460fko1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>this guy really doesn’t like fusion cuisine</p>http://okcebooks.tumblr.com/post/43639996526http://okcebooks.tumblr.com/post/43639996526Thu, 21 Feb 2013 07:06:00 -0500okcokcupidyoure retarded asssubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0996f59d024e0994eb3a3f37a79261a0/tumblr_mij8lhxGPD1s460fko1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>that is soo true</p>http://okcebooks.tumblr.com/post/43578629008http://okcebooks.tumblr.com/post/43578629008Wed, 20 Feb 2013 13:56:05 -0500okcokcupid...he blew it<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d93309a6e1d303da8875eff1cd620104/tumblr_mij7c1pBMz1s460fko1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>so lovely but cant pronounce her worms</p>http://okcebooks.tumblr.com/post/43577085655http://okcebooks.tumblr.com/post/43577085655Wed, 20 Feb 2013 13:28:49 -0500okcokcupidANOTHER THRILLING ROUND OF TRANSVESTITE OR TELEVISION?<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6c93d06971fc8631b24a38140d9c71d4/tumblr_miipkiOeef1s460fko1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>shitty <a href="http://www.pick-up-artist-forum.com/best-online-opener-garanteed-to-get-a-girl-revised-vt101188.html">pua opener</a> status: ＩＮＴＥＲＣＥＰＴＥＤ</p>http://okcebooks.tumblr.com/post/43560776711http://okcebooks.tumblr.com/post/43560776711Wed, 20 Feb 2013 07:05:06 -0500okcokcupidgibberish<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2fbb067ee4cf158383913f11a99645e7/tumblr_mihc97tf5X1s460fko1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>are you a poet?</p>http://okcebooks.tumblr.com/post/43497300309http://okcebooks.tumblr.com/post/43497300309Tue, 19 Feb 2013 13:19:55 -0500okcokcupidsois toujours poète même en prose<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a3ac85d646c8dc6c3646b5d113a0aebf/tumblr_midfvxLNZY1s460fko1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>creep <span class="pr">\<span class="unicode">ˈ</span>krēp\ </span><span class="pr">(n): a dude who got a picture of his dick all up in a public dating website<br/></span></p>http://okcebooks.tumblr.com/post/43315094160http://okcebooks.tumblr.com/post/43315094160Sun, 17 Feb 2013 10:47:57 -0500okcokcupiddeep for a friday afternooon